brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
she was so not down for the gang bang
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
My breasts were aching with rage.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
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