i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
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