Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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