rhymes with "ouble enetration"
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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