Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
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