i just google imaged poop.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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