watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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