So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
The best revenge is premature balding
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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