Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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