some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
