Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
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