My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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