DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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