just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
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