Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
