come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
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