I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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