dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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