this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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