woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
This house was built for laser tag.
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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