OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Me. At least after what I've been through.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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