After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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