Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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