I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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