why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
This is my gift to your gina
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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