So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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