id be glad to
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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