youre lurking in front of me
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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