Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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