I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
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