do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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