So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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