She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
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