Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
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