The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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