We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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