Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Why is your signature on my underwear?
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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