I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
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