They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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