they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
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