Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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