Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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