You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Randomize
