i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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