i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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