found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
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