i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Randomize
