new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
3pm strippers are depressing
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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