i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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