brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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