sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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