Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
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